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65 Bad Puns So Groan

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Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps. Why do bananas need sunscreen? Sometimes when it gets really bad, I take something for it. It's enough to make a mango crazy. What kind of tree do fingers grow on? Remember, if you know some jokes, funny, bad or something in between then send them to me. But when he rounded them up, he had 50.

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bad jokes and puns

Between you and me, something smells. Just quit my job at Starbucks because day after day it was the same old grind. The funniest bad jokes everybody will love. Why dont blind people skydive? What do you call a can of soup that eats other cans of soup? What do you call a country where everyone drives a red car? The best stupid jokes people can't help but laugh at. Here are some more Bad jokes Created by Just A Boy Here ends the list of the bad jokes. What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe? Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. What's the definition of a will? They're so full of themselves.

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Jokes, Puns and One

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The news came completely out of the green! What did the green grape say to the purple grape? A backwards poet writes inverse. She broke into song when she couldn't find the key. Loving the of a pun could be an indicator that you have higher-than-average mental agility and are more attractive to potential mates, according to a 2011 study published in the journal. A furniture store keeps calling me. How to spot a blind man on a nudist beach? You don't want to laugh—every self-respecting part of your brain is rejecting the guffawing impulse—but you can't help yourself. They found a little hole in the wall of the women's soccer team changing rooms.

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150 Horrible Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good & Funny

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My grandfather died peacefully, in his sleep… …not screaming like the passengers in his car. Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. I hate perforated lines, they're tearable. Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan. Here you will find different jokes, riddles, pick up lines and insults.

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Jokes, Puns and One

bad jokes and puns

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Equal parts clever and groan-worthy, the dad joke is recognizable by these qualities: 1. Come on, it's a dead giveaway! It taint yours and it taint mine. I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple? Because they have big fingers. Pull the pin and throw it back. I'm not sure, but the is a big plus! And the ultimate Dad joke experience.

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Bad jokes and one liners

bad jokes and puns

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. Because it saw the salad dressing! Every calendar's days are numbered. Herein, we've rounded up all of the best that will have you laughing so hard you cry—no matter how hard you try and resist. How did the hipster burn his mouth? But when I got home, all the signs were there. Travelers would sometimes end up in Canada or Mexico. What kind of fish is made of only 2 sodium atoms? Imagine if you would hit the clock in the morning and the clock would hit you right back.

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